Cucco Quotes - PART FOUR!

“I’m a tasteful pervert.”– Aikia Kraslord	“I kind of messed up my body.”– Aikia Kraslord	“I don’t want to be exposed as a freak and a pervert.”– Aikia Kraslord
“[fuccboi voice] haha that’s not the only thing I set “up”"– Neru Memeru	Ubi: go do the new years quest Ubi: you can read a lot about the biggest cocks in the world and pounding	“I’m a fluffy thing person.”– Ubi Crispin
Geir: 2 new dps classes though Geir: dps queues are gonna be asstastic Vandre: eh they already are Dolce: asstastic you say :9 Neru: dolce apparently loves ass Dolce: who wouldn’t like a nice ass Geir: srs Vandre: ass is great	Aikia: Brian stfu Dolce: you can just ignore him Dolce: he’s a nobody Melon: oh y tho Lunaria: cause he’s an ass Dolce: ^ LOL Rare: it’s a dominance thing Aikia: melon nuts Melon: LOL Geir: Oh is Aikia talking? You should just block him, that’s what everyone else does	Ubi: owo what are you guys doing now Ubi: you’re done rnasty right Sas: ubi: notices bulge OwO whats this? Ubi: WTF SAS Sas: Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy ;) Ubi: okay Ubi: #blocked Mar: LOL Dolce: I had no idea Ubi RPs Neru: LOL
“My character’s legs are always spread open so widely.”– Ubi Crispin	“Neru also has rates of 3 boners per hour.”– Root Groves	“Don’t kinx us Ubi.”– Esra Althaea
- Ubi and WT Lines - Ubi: oh I got a line hmm Ubi: I’m actually close to 2 lines Ubi: kinda want to finish this LOL Ubi: I have 50% chance of two lines Neru: do et Dolce: I believe in you Dolce: just like I believe in Trump Ubi: k rerolling fr - NO Ubi: GOD NO	Breezy: IM SORRY DOLCE Dolce: I SEE HOW IT IS Dolce: YOU ARE NOT SORRY Dolce: WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE Breezy: AS LONG AS YOU LIKE ME MORE THAN AIKIA	Ubi: now to in Ubi: win Ubi: 10 frontlines sigh Scherza: Ubi Scherza: It’s time for a break. ;p Dolce: LOL Ubi: what is this break Ubi: you speak of Lunaria: lol!
“okok I’m going to take everything back, but Luna looks very lovely in her new outfit. I actually like the way she looks.”– Aikia Kraslord	- Ikea trying to deny his turkey penis comment - Dolce: “luna jacks off turkey penis and (insert some weird image).” – Aikia 2017 Aikia: what the actual fuck is wrong with you lol Dolce: NO YOU Lunaria: Ahahahaha Dolce: YOU!!!!	“Luna jacks off turkey penis and (insert some weird image).”– Aikia Kraslord
“OH I NEED TO PUT MY BOOB BACK.”– Neru Memeru	“LET ME PUT IT BACK IN.”– Neru Memeru	“Talk shit get hit, and that I love you all except Neru. He can suck dick.”– Root Groves
- Ubi’s Naked Moment #2 - Lunaria: put some clothes on ubi Neru: LOL Dolce: seriously LOL Ubi: LOL Neru: you tell him Lunaria: look like a stripper Dolce: whip that hoe Dolce: HAHAHAHAA Ubi: I am a stripper Ubi: I have a pink rod too Dolce: ew Lunaria: omg lol	- Someone got excited for typing out GAY- Ubi: I feel like I’m drowning in PVP Ubi: HEAL HEAL HEAL SLEEP HEAL HEAL HEAL SLEEP BIND FLUID AURA SNIPE VIRUS RUN RUN SLEEP Scherza: Hm…. I could join PVP Ubi: we flames? we flaming Ubi: woops mt Dolce: wow flaming what Neru: FLAMING GAY Neru: oops caps	- Each Member’s Role in FC - Hiro: ubi is a good chocodad Aikia: Hiro is the nicest! Hiro: dawww shucks Aikia: Luna swears at other FC members a lot :( Dolce: now Aikia is just starting shit Scherza: and Ikea is biggest shitlord Lunaria: I do have a potty mouth :x Ubi: I’m just Dolce’s secretary RIP Dolce: LOL! Neru: I like how you’re not the FC secretary Ubi: it is not a good position Dolce: HAHAHAHAHAHA Neru: but dolce’s secretary
“Going in deep.”– Breezy Phan	“I am not cool.”– Aikia Kraslord	“Be a man, go balls deep.”– Steaming Bride
Neru: hey sas, heya dolce Dolce: hallo Neru Dolce: wanna VA? Dolce: I got ignored Neru: sure Lunaria: back Geir: Too overcome with emotion to respond	Dolce: hallo Breeeeezyyyyyy Breezy: HI DOLCE Hiro: Ubi Creezy Dolce: LOL Ubi: whut. Ubi: is that my Ubi: what do you call those Ubi: my hip hop name	- Bobo Feeding Parents - Dolce: he ran away Dolce: like a hoe :C Ubi: ya chocobo feeding time Lunaria: come back! Lunaria: let the bobos die Neru: LOL Ubi: wow rude Ubi: it’s for thanksgiving dinner
“I’m a yuri fanguy.”– Razine Arcsen	“Domo Thanalan.”– Root Groves	“I hate Mexican Desert Online.”– Aikia Kraslord
“Weeaboo by day, hipster by night.”– Neru Memeru	- Typical Friend Talk #2 - Aikia: you look cool Lunaria: why are you being nice to me? Lunaria: this is some type of trick Aikia: yup Aikia: fuck you Aikia: ur ugly	- Aikia Kraslord has logged in - Dolce: hallo Aikia Dolce: ur gay Aikia: ………. Lunaria: Hey Aikia you suck Neru: wb Aikia Neru + Dolce: LOL LUNARIA
Lunaria: * dumps ice water on Ubi * Lunaria: WAKE UP Dolce: WAKE UP Lunaria: WAKME ME UP INSIDE	“My true love is floor. Floor Sama.”– Ubi Crispin	Dolce: Aikia ur such a little shit Aikia: NO Aikia: I AM NOT LITTLE
“PUT IT IN UBI.”– Esra Althaea	“I’m bad with balls.”– Esra Althaea	“GET LEARNT GURL.”– Ubi Crispin
Sas: Aikia Kraslord gives you a big hug. Dolce: gay Sas: b-baka Sas: it’s not like I wanted a hug Dolce: GAY Aikia: not gay Aikia: hetero hug Geir: Tsundergay	“Sometimes whoever is ontop gets raised first.”– Esra Althaea	Neru: anyone else need exdr? Lunaria: screw exdr Neru: wow Neru: I’m leaving this FC Dolce: LOL Ubi: omg Lunaria Neru: it’s become a PVP whore Lunaria: LOL Ubi: PVP changed you
“I AM THE GREAT WEEABOO BADABING BADABOO.”– Neru Memeru	Dolce: I THOUGHT IT WAS IN PROGRESS Kiri: IT IS Kiri: BUT ITS STILL UGLY Kiri: LIKE AIKIAS FIRSTBORN Razine: damn Dolce: LOL!	“Time to search this hentai.”– Ubi Crispin
- Rare Shit Talking Part 1 - Pin: imma head to sleep I think Pin: GOODBYE Y’ALL Rare: g’night! Lunaria: night! Pin: and thanks dolce for the fashion :D I really appreciate it Pin has logged out Rare: DONT LISTEN TO DOLCE’S FASHION Rare: darn too late	- Rare Shit Talking Part 2 - Dolce: WOW! HOW DARE YOU Breezy: dolce’s fashion Breezy: is extremely Breezy: questionable Rare: mine’s better but she won’t admit it Breezy: ^ I support this statement	- PotD Rant - Rare: some people are firm believers Rare: OPEN EVERY CHEST Rare: ALL DAY ERRY DAY Ubi: it’s been Ubi: OPEN EVERY CHEST Ubi: GO INTO EVERY ROOM Ubi: FUCK ALL THE MOBS
“I’ll sure you’ll really enjoy exploring how things are made.”– Razine Arcsen	“I spread dem sheets ;)”– Ubi Crispin	“Just dress down and get ready to get DIRTYYYY.”– Esra Althaea
- Giving Gold Stars to Nice FC Members Part 1 - Aikia: eat a dick luna Dolce: wow Aikia: It’s your fault I don’t get a star Dolce: why you gotta start a fight man Lunaria: you go eat a dick Breezy: OooOOooOooOOOOO Aikia: overall wearing ape	- Giving Gold Stars to Nice FC Members Part 2 - Dolce: Chanel gets another gold star for putting up with Aikia’s shit Dolce: Breezy gets a gold star for tanking that slap from Aikia Aikia: naria Lunaria: maybe Aikia is just crying out for help Dolce: and Naria gets his first gold star for being a good boy and ignoring Aikia Aikia: drink bleach bitch Aikia: and stop looking like she hulk 2.0	- Giving Gold Stars to Nice FC Members Part 3 - Dolce: no you eat a dick Aikia: fine Dolce: Lailah gets another gold star cause he’s putting up with your shit Dolce: wow you’re actually listening Aikia Aikia: …do I get a star? Dolce: okay you get a gold star for sucking dicks :T Naria: o.o Aikia: Can we not list the reason with the star? Breezy + Lunaria + Lailah + Dolce: LOL
“It’s never too late, just throw something at Neru, preferably lads.”– Root Groves	“Ria is quality gay, you’re bulk market gay.”– Ubi Crispin	“Neru is Costco gay.”– Root Groves
- Someone Screwed Up - Your registration is withdrawn. Aikia: D: Dolce: DID YOU Aikia: wasn’t me Dolce: JUST WITHDREW Breezy: LMFAO Dolce: DID YOU SERIOUSLY DO THAT Lunaria (party chat): oh were we really going? LOL Lunaria (party chat): I didn’t hit it >___> Breezy: I clicked yes Aikia: :S Breezy: HAHAHAHAHA Lunaria (party chat): LOL I’ll go Naria: LMFAOOOO Breezy: IT WAS LUNA	- Someone Screwed Up Pt 2 - Aikia: I got a 30 min ban from that…. Naria: why u leave ur friends Dolce: LMAO GG Breezy: LMFAO Dolce: AIKIA GOT A 30 BAN HAHAHAHAHA Lunaria: LOL Naria: rip Aikia: I quit Naria’s lvling roulette earlier Lunaria: lmao Dolce: PARTY OVER Aikia: T_T Dolce: WELL DONE AIKIA Lunaria: Yes payback bitch! Aikia: naria probably banned too Breezy: HAHAHAHAHAHA Aikia: WOW PVP BAN TOO!? Naria: OMFG I AM BANNED Lunaria + Dolce : LOL	- Someone Screwed Up Pt 3 - Naria: I have nothing left to live for ………. For 26 mins Aikia: LESSON 1: DON’T BAN YOUR FRIENDS T_T Dolce: AND YOU FUCKED THAT UP ALREADY Aikia: THE LESSON HAS BEEN LEARNED Lunaria: highlight of my day Lunaria: no week Breezy: ROFL Aikia: Lunaria Knight: Classroom Bully Dolce: Aikia Kraslord: The Real Classroom Bully Naria: ok!! U remember that time LUNA GOT US BANNED? Lunaria + Dolce: LOL!
“Tits or GTFO.”– Neru Memeru	“I wanna… FUCK U”– Neru Memeru	“Aw ye I can 69 now.”– Ubi Crispin
- Noticing Little Details - Dolce: altho how many people would actually notice that the [FC] house is in a diff color Lunaria: I notice lol Breezy: wait Breezy: you changed the house color? Dolce: chanel you’re observant, you can’t count! Lunaria: but I spend too much time looking at details lol Dolce: BREEZY DIDN’T NOTICE LOL! Lunaria: LOL! Dolce: HE PROVED MY POINT	Breezy: I was planning to play it this weekend Breezy: but then BAEGAS Neru: LOL BAEGAS? Breezy: YEAH Neru: how many baes Ubi: all the baes Breezy: not enough that’s for sure Esra: can I go to baegas Neru: all about that baes Breezy: esra Breezy: if you fly to baegas tomorrow Breezy: WE’LL GET SOME KBBQ Esra: do I get free baes Ubi: pls esra would be the cutest bae there Ubi: and also she’ll get all of them too Breezy: THAT’S THE FIRST THING Neru: baebaeQuties	Neru: who wants to play blitzball Dolce: me Neru: LOL Esra: I’m surprised even with the non-battle class-related infos Dolce: I wanna hit the ball at Ubi while I’m going for the goal Esra: they didn’t include gathering stuff Neru: ikr Dolce: it’s a mystery Neru: theres been silence Neru: aroundcrafting and gayhering Neru: … Neru: GATHERING Esra: GAYHERING Dolce: GAYHERING Neru: NO SHH Esra: neru the gayherer Ubi: Dolce I’ll make sure the ball hits you 10x Neru: FFFFF Dolce: MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT GAYTHERING AND GAYFTING
Aikia: I teach all my students how to Dolce: how to what Naria: suck dick? gottem Aikia: Show everyone in duty finder why they’re your bitch Aikia: …………………..	Dolce: name one Dolce: recent bad thing [Aikia] has ever done to you this week Naria: to me? Lailah: He sexually harassed me Aikia: I didn’t sexually harass you if your pants didn’t come off	- Not Meeting Crafting Stats - Ubi: 993/1005 atm Ubi: OMG Dolce: DO I NEED TO TURN ON FC BUFF LOL!? Ubi: NO FUCK YOU Ubi: I’M GONNA Dolce: WOW FUCK YOU Ubi: GO MELD MATERIA
“Why do people sux demon dicks?”– Ubi Crispin	Aikia: Luna eat 10 dicks Lunaria: YOU EAT 20 DICKS Lunaria: 20 TURKEY DICKS Lunaria: BITCH	Esra: go with your kokoro Breezy Breezy: kokoro? What?
Geir: I sleep on the couch every time we don’t beat A12S Hiro: true story, Geir’s wife refused to marry him until he hit 60 on every DoW job	“Leave me alone. Just let me be black for 10 minutes.”– Aikia Kraslord	Ubi: IDK why I’m so sassy tonight Ubi: but I am too sassy Breezy: that’s fine Breezy: we’re used to it
- How to Make Gil Tips - Dolce: how many ERP customers do you have Esra: from stripping Lunaria: lol! Esra: in this getup Dolce: Lunaria is asking you for help Dolce: she needs money Esra: yes what do you need luna Lunaria: do people really pay for ERP? >_> Esra: I can give u 60 gil Neru:LOL Dolce: chanel get the details Neru: that’s how dolce makes all her gil Dolce: NO Neru: LOL Breezy: ^ Esra: HAHA Breezy: SO TRUE Dolce: I MAKE MY MONEY INNOCENTLY Lunaria: If it’s a money source then… Neru + Dolce: HAHAHA LUNA!!	- Buying FC Buffs - Ubi: oh ya since you’re there Ubi: can you buy buffs for me Ubi: if not I’ll buy them tomorrow Neru: who are u talking to Ubi: you Neru: why didn’t u take Ubi: since you just eleported to LL Neru: the tp Ubi: i… cancelled it before Ubi: I remembered about buffs… Ubi: (( Please forgive me. )) Ubi: and since you went to do squadron anyway lol Ubi: it’s right next door Neru Memeru obtains the company action “A Man’s Best Friend.” Ubi: wtf Neru: ummmmmmmmmmm Ubi: omg Ubi: I’m crying Ubi: my perfect buffs Ubi: I’m never trusting neru with them again	- KPop Stars Talk - Geir: She doesn’t sing in Gangnam Style! Unless you’re talking about her cover, in which case, WHY Geir: And since when is being a hoe bad? Dolce: if its Hyuna Dolce: its bad Dolce: cause she wont shut up Geir: Dolce is so racist Dolce: NO IM NOT Geir: Against Hyunas Dolce: she looks like Dolce: one of those girls Dolce: where you date Dolce: and when shit goes wrong Dolce: she wont shut up Dolce: until you knock her out Lailah: Oh damn Geir: So a girl Neru: LOL Geir: Don’t tell my wife I said that lol
- DJ Night with Ayana Bot - Dolce: ayana support club wow Dolce: your gf is popular neru Esra: her gf is a dee jay Dolce: wow she pop Dolce: must be hard to have a popular gf Esra: is gf even the right word Esra: pretty sure neru is just a side hoe Dolce: LOL Lunaria: LOL Neru: IM HERE HELPIN	- Musical Pun Train - Hiro: you have to be careful with the delivery of musical puns Hiro: gotta get the tempo right or they end up ballad Neru: that pun made me treble Dolce: ……. Breezy: … Esra: I’m in physical pain over these Hiro: what can I say, puns are my forte Breezy: we were in sync	Neru: ask myself what I’m doing here Neru: whoaoaoaaa here Neru: whoaoaooaaa here Esra: ………… Neru: … Neru: no one Esra: dolce is this quotable Neru: knows the song… Esra: or is this trash Neru: ???? Dolce: this is trash man Esra: okay
“Back into the ditch I go.”– Ubi Crispin	Dolce: hey little buddy did you like my help Dolce: :3 Aikia: F U	“Want to see my panty shot collection?”– Aikia Kraslord
Esra: she couldn’t PAY me to receive her selfies Hiro: esra was just like HAY GURL WANNA LOCK CROTCHES AND SWAP GRAVY Esra: HIRO NO	“Went too far in.”– Ubi Crispin	Ubi Crispin has logged in. Scherza: Hey Ubi Ubi: KILL ME
- Ubi’s School Days - Ubi: also Ubi: wow prof Ubi: really Ubi: multiple choice Ubi: with Ubi: 15 choices Ubi: pick 1? Ubi: YOU HIGH	Neru: we’re not allowed to do tghat Ubi: do you want to see Ubi: sas drunk raid again Neru: until we’re in farm mode Lunaria: that would make it savage Dolce: LOL! Ubi: LOL Dolce: WOW	- Alex MNK Weps - Dolce: I love my balls too Dolce: they’re flowing very smoothly Neru: around your hands Neru: LOL Dolce: yes that’s how I handle my balls Neru: dolce your glam is like Rare: obligatory aikia I have bigger balls joke Neru: something out of Neru: LOOL rare Dolce: HAHAHAHAAHHAA
“TIFU by introducing myself as Ubi on the phone.”– Ubi Crispin	“Beat the meat you eat.”– Neru Memeru	“I’m an ERP Master.”– Razine Arcsen
- Delivery Weeklies - Ubi: I got a title from satisfying her Ubi: NO Dolce: LOL! Neru: DPSSSSSSSSS Dolce: damn Ubi Dolce: what was the title? Neru: california Ubi: pussy muncher Ubi: I mean no	- Sharing Extra Goodies - Ubi: I don’t have it Dolce: I already have it, thanks for asking! Ubi: thanks Neru: I was gonna giv 2 ubi anyway Ubi: yayy Neru: cuz hes my bae Neru: ubae Dolce: wao Ubi: wow	- LotA Run - Ubi: Scherza made me get iron giant yesterday Dolce: LOL Neru: good idea Dolce: how you like that IG on your dick? Ubi: it feels good on my dick Neru: ………. Dolce: damn boy Ubi: LOL
“LOOK AT THEM NOW, THEY ALL GAY AS FUCK.”– Root Groves	“I’m the biggest tease.”– Ubi Crispin	“Maybe I’ll drink and fish tomorrow.”– Luna Reverie
Lunaria: ubi you’re so…. Lunaria: gold Neru: LOL Ubi: hai Ubi: just wait Lunaria: o_o Lunaria: omg LOL Ubi: now I’m all gold Lunaria: you look like a pimp Dolce + Neru: LOL Ubi: lol… Ubi: I mean here Dolce: PIMPIN UBI Ubi: BLM Lunaria: Ubi Pimpin Ubi: I got my pimp staff Lunaria: LOL Ubi: it’s pink too Dolce: gay Lunaria: gay	Root: tfw u burp and u can taste the lunch u had 5 hrs ago Root: and ur like Dolce: …. Root: yummy but grose Dolce: ria that’s gross LOL Root: stfu Root: u don’t know me Dolce: I dun caer Dolce: im judgin Root: judge ubi Root: hahahahahaha Dolce: I already do Root: judge judy Root: judge jubi Root: HAHAHAHAA Dolce: LOL	- Typo Game Strong - Esra: what happens in discord stays in discord Ubi: apparently what happens in slack Ubi: doesn’t stay in slack tho Esra: LOL Neru: what happened in slack Dolce: you and ubi Dolce: being gay for each other Dolce: cause ubi keeps going lower Esra: HAHAHA Dolce: while you’re embarrassingly shouting Neru: cuz Ubi: don’t bring that convo up again Neru: she’s a huge kpop fan Neru: and has a few waifus Neru: she wants Dolce: UBI STOP..S-STOP Neru: omg dolce Dolce: YAMAHA Esra: DOLCE LMAO Neru: YAMAHA
“It’s okay Breezy, you smell nice.”– Neru Memeru	“I WILL STAY HERE HARDER.”– Esra Althaea	“I’ll just fill the gaps people don’t wanna fill.”– Neru Memeru
- Fangirling Yotsuyu when we saw her in SB Trailer - Dolce: WITH BLACK LONG HAIR Dolce: OMG Lunaria: she can step on us Dolce: SHES SOOOO Dolce: YES Dolce: LOL! Lunaria: STEP ALL OVER ME Neru: wow LOL LUNA	- Sastasha HM Roulette - Dolce: sas every day Ubi: sounds sexy Sas: aw yaaa Neru: sas hard mdoe Dolce: no it was totes not sexy Neru: every day……… Dolce: wow Ubi: LOL Neru: LOL…..	- ST Run - Dolce: are you putting markers o_o? Neru: not me LOL Ubi: me Ubi: I am Dolce: LOL Ubi: because I’m fucking extra Ubi: you can quote me on that
Neru: holy CRAP Neru: THEY’RE HUGE Dolce: that’s what Dolce: she said	“I’m crafting you dildos.”– Ubi Crispin	“[Rare], take me if you’re grinding.”– Neru Memeru
“LET ME GRIND YOU RARE.”– Neru Memeru	“[Rare] TAKE ME NOWWW don’t quote this.”– Neru Memeru	Ubi: are you ERPing here Kiri: yup Kiri: you caught me in my natural habitat
- Lost Canal Runs - Ubi: ayyy open dat hole Dolce: nice!!! Dolce: LOL! OPEN DAT HOLE Rare: mmmmm even deeper	“DID SOMEONE SAY ENOCHIAN MUSHROOMS?”– Neru Memeru	Neru: rare watcha wan me do Sas: aw rando healer Rare: I can can’t this, show me your fat dps Rare: wow Rare: words plz, I can tank
“Jesus take the mouse.”– Razine Arcsen	“Her legs are spread so wide.”– Esra Althaea	“HEY I’M VINTAGE.”– Neru Memeru
- Ubi and Anime - Ubi: need stuff to do with my hands while watching anime Ubi: before I was playing mahjong Neru: you’re fucking Neru: GROSS Neru: EWWW Neru: ALBERT DID YOU SEE THAT Ubi: WHAT Kiri: I read that the same way too Ubi: I DIDN’T MEAN IT THAT WAY GOD	- In Baelsar’s Wall - Dolce: everyone wanted to go left Neru: but I saw that Neru: no I went straight to the chest ok Ubi: same Dolce: okay you guys Ubi: chest is the goal Dolce: wanted the chest Dolce: poor chest Ubi: we like big chests Ubi: and we cannot lie Dolce: LOL	- Breezy Setting Up his New Place - Breezy: desk chair yup Breezy: and a tv stand Dolce: you got a TV? Ubi: and one night stand? Breezy: not yet Breezy: that too Dolce: ubi can be your one night stand Dolce: :3c Ubi: I wouldn’t even wan t to be my own one night stand Dolce: WOW LOL!
Ubi: thanks for coming Rare: thanks for the shaft	“My roeg also looks really hot in backless clothing.”– Ubi Crispin	“Frosted Flakes are GRRR!ATE!”– Rarity Belle
- When Ubi became Roe - Ubi: AIKIA SAID I LOOK LIKE I PEG PEOPLE Rare: LOL Ubi: NTY Dolce: LOL! Dolce: SNUU SNUU Rare: OMG Ubi: I’M NOT MARRYING AIKIA Neru: PEG PEOPLE Rare: fnu fnu!! Neru: fnu fnu HAHAH Ubi: fnu fnu LOL	- Treasure Map Hunting - Dolce: molest the chest Dolce: and the door Ubi: I’m desperate Root: you need to caress the chest gently ubi Root: thats how they like it Dolce: give it a good touching Neru: ya like sas Ubi: well Ubi: if it’s like that Root: LIKE SAS Root: LOL Ubi: I should let neru do all the work	- When Ubi Helps Dolce with Paissa House - Sas: you said Neru: you said Sas: you wouldn’t help Neru: you wouldn’t help Dolce: LOL Neru: LOL Sas: with paissa Sas: ????????????????? Neru: YEAH Dolce: HAHAHAHAHAHA
“CHOZ WITH DEEZ NUTZ.”– Neru Memeru	“Awake fapping @ 1 in the morning.”– Aikia Kraslord	“Everything is yaoi when viewed from Dolce’s point of view.”– Esra Althaea
- Commencing for Duty - Dolce: wow who didn’t commence Ubi: THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR NOT CLICKING Dolce: *COUGH*obvRare Rare: I’d be offended if it wasn’t true……… Dolce: WAS IT RLY YOU Ubi: ….	Esra: but damn neru is so next level though Esra: “what if singing is part of the RP” Esra: can you imagine musical ERP Neru: karaorgy Dolce: EW	Rare: anyone need unsynced stone vigil hard mode lol? Sas: what’s that you’re cutting out Sas: I can’t hear you Rare: LOOOL Dolce: LOL
“I’ve transcended grammatical error.”– Razine Arcsen	“Frigfin typoe master over here.”– Razine Arcsen	“I’m so hot and all these dragons want my dicc, it’s such a curse.”– Esra Althaea
- Rare and Sas Gay Moment - Rare goads Sas as he is a SCH Dolce: WHY DON’T YOU Sas: thx luv Dolce: GOAD ME Dolce: HUHHHHH!?!?!?! Rare: anytime bae	“I have the avoid youtube, twitch, and kinkshells for 10 days.”– Razine Arcsen	- Rare fake Leaving - Rare: <Rarity Belle> has quit the Free Company. Neru: LOL Dolce: WOW Ubi: U SCARED ME
“Sex is the bomb.”– Ubi Crispin	“Neru, if you’re gonna slander me, at least SLANDER ME PROPERLY.”– Ubi Crispin	“Aikia isn’t good enough to be my wife.”– Luna Reverie
“Go binge on woofworking videos.”– Esra Althaea	“Why is the finger going before the lube?”– Ubi Crispin	Hiro: Susan Datass Sas: Sasuun Sas: fc name: Sasuun Hiro: Susan Datass Sas: NO Sas: HOW DARE YOU
“Yes, harder, HARDER.”– Neru Memeru	Rare: I could make some money Rare: NYAAAA Rare: NYAAA	“TYPO QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEEENNNM.”– Esra Althaea
- While in Void Ark- Neru: watch out for floating balls too Sas: wow that’s big Rare: ((/wink))	“My hands are so warm that they’re making my fountain pen steam up.”– Ubi Crispin	- Typical Friend Talk - Dolce: in a bit waiting for Rare cus hes eating Aikia: hi luna Lunaria: piss off Aikia: nice glamour chum
- Doing Sohm Al Hard While Sas is Tanking - Sas: okay I’ve had a bit to drink and I’ve only done this once Sas: good luck everyone	“Yes, you whisper snapper.”– Esra Althaea	“CAN’T GET A PROPER WORD OUT THESE DAYS WITHOUT PIRATE PHLANGE CRUSTING THE CONVO.”– Neru Memeru
“NO BITCH, stay.”– Esra Althaea	Dolce: how hard do u suck Ubi: very hard Ubi: like 150 psi Dolce: ohs	“It just…felt pleasing…on the tongue...”– Neru Memeru
Ubi: neru’s good at opening holes :o Neru: ubi’s good at filling them c;	“I’d rather BE a pincushion ;9”– Razine Arcsen	“The dragon came straight for my dick.”– Esra Althaea
“Do you want to see my hotdog?”– Aikia Kraslord	“I’ll actually send you a dick pic.”– Aikia Kraslord	“I’ll try to set up my thingy.”– Neru Memeru
Breezy: THIS GLAMOUR IS A MAYBE Sas: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sas: you look fine Sas: better than ikea :T Breezy: LMAO Lunaria: I agree to that	“Who is crouching tiger to my hidden dragon?”– Neru Memeru	“I put on my robe and wizafd hag.”– Razine Arcsen
“JUST LET ME STRIP.”– Ubi Crispin	“ARE YOU CUSSING AT ME IN YOUR NATIVE TONGUE?”– Breezy Phan	“I want to please the lizards.”– Ubi Crispin
- FC Story Time - Breezy: story time? Ubi: why do I feel like this would just degenerate into Ubi: embarrassing stories about neru Breezy: LOL	“The only time I like a/b/o is if you have a dominant omega.”– Ubi Crispin	Not even a quote, but Neru fucked up by buying the wrong FC buff.
- Halloween Event 2017 with Werewolf Glam - Neru: FROSTED FLAKES Neru: THEY’RE GRRRR!!EAT Lunaria: omg… Dolce: NERU Dolce: WTF Dolce: NO Lunaria: LOL Neru: GRRRR!!AB IT Rare: I NEED TO DO THE EVENT Dolce: are you serious… Sas: yeah I saw a lot of GRRR!!AB MY ASS Dolce: GRRR!!!AYYYYY	- Ubi’s School Days Part 2 - Ubi: YOU SEND US Ubi: OUR ASSIGNMENT 5 MARKS Ubi: RIGHT EBEFORE THE EXAM Ubi: AND SAY WE CAN ONLY DISPUTE IT Ubi: UNTIL THURSDAY Ubi: ???? Ubi: ARE YOU HGIH Ubi: FUCK THIS PROF Dolce: what am I suppose to buy Dolce: with my lore? Ubi: something that you can use to kill me or the prof IRL	- Choosing Raid Roles - Ubi: probably Ubi: SMN BRD DRG I guess Ubi: or DRK Dolce: ubi wth just SMN…? Dolce: LOL Ubi: I PUT IN NEW STUFF Dolce: THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE!? Ubi: I WAS DEBATING Sas: DRG DRG DRG? ok Ubi: NO Dolce: LOL!
“DRAW MY THING.”– Breezy Phan	“That black mage was so delicious.”– Ubi Crispin	“I LIKE BEING LEWD.”– Ubi Crispin
Root: your dragon girl is pretty Root: I’d touch her Razine: hey thanks Dolce: go touch her Kiri: touch him Root: ok Kiri: you have my permission to touch him Razine: touching me with the spear Dolce: razine is a cougar Razine: whoa Root: I’ll touch you with my Root: “””””””spear””””””” Dolce: you have my permission to touch him too Dolce: LOL WTF	- Another LotA Run - Dolce: Ubi didn’t you want to find a nice roe for eternal bonding Dolce: George seems like a swell guy Ubi: o-oh George (random healer): ((/flex)) Ubi: ((/blush)) Ubi (in LS): why am I even RPing along Dolce: gay Rare: dang it ubi I’m too slow Sas: wow ubi is thirsty Neru: so gay Neru: ikr Dolce: LOLLL Rare: I was gonna do that too	- Shit talking Aikia’s DPS - Dolce: AIKIA HAHAHAHAHAHA Neru: at least I didn’t drop blood of the dragon Neru: u can keep dpsin at the speed of a wagon Aikia: The broke FC leader laughin now Aikia: Neru you my friend Aikia: …so please stop dissing me Aikia: ((/cry))
“Not even a weeaboo, it’s just a weeatard.”– Ubi Crispin	“I was nice once...but not anymore.”– Luna Reverie	Thank you Ocarina for another amazing year! For 2018 quotes, click here!