Cucco Quotes

“I’m waiting to see you dig your own grade.” – Neru Memeru	“ALSO NERU QUOTES WHY JUST NERUO” – Neru Memeru	Neru: Rare is on my white chocobo with me. Dolce: Aw you guys are bromancing like brokeback mountain style. Neru: You mean boback mounting style.
“l1s/p” – Neru Memeru	“From the depths of my kitchen, idk why I’m typing, pls halp.” – Avasir Lan’dal	Sasuun: Aikia, why do you have a mop on your head? Aikia: Thanks, Sasshole.
Dolce: Ava, what exactly do you eat? Avasir: Uhmmm Aikia: He eats avacados	“FREAK ME OUT” – Zetto Dazze	“Okay, I’ll get back into my game and I’m going to stop playing like a pok gai.” – Aikia Kraslord
“>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<10k for 56666666666>>>>>>>>IRLGIL.COM BUY YOURSELF A TICKET TO HELL DOLCE <se.1>” – Aikia Kraslord	-In T11 killing adds.- Sasuun: Ria and Aikia, go through that wall and help the other side. ** Rain and Aikia touches the wall and dies ** Rain: FUCK YOU SAS. Aikia: WTH	Zetto: I upgraded 3 weapons! Dolce: Ava, go mount Zentai. He’s shoving his Shiva EX weps in your face. Avasir: It’s time for da snusnu Zetto: D: Zetto: D: Zetto: D: Zetto: D:
Not even a quote but Neru fucked up T9.	Sasuun Damace has logged in. Kaydrin: he’s a dumbass fuckwad needsapunchintheface person. Dolce: LOL Kaydrin: uh….hiiiii sas.	- In T13 - Zetto: I don’t have any balls. Aikia: We all know that.
Dolce: That pun…makes my heart..:c Alal: Was it au-ful? Dolce: OMG YOU TWO. THAT’S BAD. Neru: no it was au-some.	- In WoD with bad tanks - “You guys can fight over this one since adds matter here, I’ll get them.”– Rarity Belle	“Do you feel that? It’s your balls growing in. Welcome to Alpha Tank life little buddy.”– Aikia Kraslord
“ALPHA TANK RARE, I belivein you bro. pls guide uis to vicotyr.”– Avasir Lan’dal	-Referring to 5 headed dragon- “Look at this boss, so silly with 5 heads. You think he thinks 5 times as fast?” – Avasir Lan’dal	- when “SOMEONE” showed up in our FC house - Zetto: NO!!! THE BED. MUST BE DESTROYED!! Rarity: now we have to sell the bed :(
Neru: The new trailer for the next season of Neru Fucks Up coming up next ~ Neru: actually, I thought of a better name for the show: Ner((Oops!)) Esra: No. Dolce: Uhm… Esra: Leave this place. Go away.	Dolce: Go pull Ifrit, Beta Tank. ** Aikia pulls Ifrit ** Aikia: I wasn’t going to pull that… Rarity: I thought you weren’t going to pull that after she said that. Aikia: I already pressed Tomahawk when she said it :c	“MY STACKS. SUCK IT NAEL.” – Avasir Lan’dal
“[Random tank], I’m gonna pull first to show my dominance.” – Aikia Kraslord	- In WoD with bad tanks - Dolce: Please MT Rare :c these tanks Avasir: ARE SHIT.	- In T12- Neru: Flames of Unforgiveable is coming up next. Rain: unforgveiness Rain: cN U READY Rain: CAN U REA Rain: READ
- In DF Titan EX- Random Tank (talking to Aikia): dunno why but u got my commend but I hate you Aikia: lmao	- Full FC doing CT run as Team C: On Last Boss - Rain: Go pull. Dolce: Okay. /pulls ** All Alliances wiped ** Random Alliance: fuck u C Rain and Dolce: LOL	- In our first WoD run Random Tank: Please I have no other job out there ;_; Neru: u do. grab da damn adds
“Every time I rent a room in Limsa, I feel like I’m checking into a love hotel :\” – Alalgudo Lalagudo	Neru: Dolce, why are you running away from my protect? Alal: It’s because she’s an independent black mage.	“one of u hoes queue for sunken qarn nm dps” – Rain Icide
Rare: RAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN Rain: RARITY BELLE Aikia: AIKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA	Aikia: Sorry Neru Neru: ? Aikia: You’re the beta slut. I’m slut #1 Neru: dat’s B OK with me	“les/p” – Rain Icide
Rare: OMG I WAS TIPSY LIKE AN HOUR AGO Rare: lhahhahahaha Rare: way past that point Geir: Now are you shitfaced? Rare: aaa Geir: Aww yeah	“does super tipsy = durnk?” – Rarity Belle	Rare: my friends kept putting drinks in my ahnd Rare: handd Rare: hand
Rare: omg DOLCE MY FRIEND WHO I DRANK WITH TODAY PLAYS XIV Rare: he had the best idea Dolce: which was it Rare: he said somehow he put lanturns in the cherry blossom trees Rare: AND THEY GLOW’D Rare: glowed? Rare: were glowing?	Aikia: come with me to the shadow realm Rare: LOL SORRY couldnt resist Aikia: RARE TELE CANCELLED ME!!!!!!	Avasir: Well I have one [beer] just sitting in the fridge all by itself, it must be so lonely ;-; Dolce: ohs you can relate to that one can of beer Dolce: how cute Hiro (in FC chat): where do you turn in mark logs? Ava (in FC chat): HEY
“There’s a Rainelle Bellsong in my raid. It’s like Rain and Rare had a baby.” – Geir Ornstein	Aikia: Hi Gus Sasuun: sup pok gai Aikia: I AM NOT A POKGAI	“I’m a little too big for a minion. A meganion?” – Esra Amell
“I think cucco needs a residential drunk every night tbh. I can be that.” – Rain Icide	“As I am…no one will realize how badass I am” – Aikia Kraslord	- Dolce pokes Rain - Rain: WHY Rain: ARE YOU P Rain: OOIJEUBG Rain: NE Rain: E Rain: f
Rain: my fave drg is me Rain: my fave ninja is rare Rain: my fave brd is dolce Rain: my fave blm is me Rain: neru ois my fav non fav	“Every time I do EXDR with someone, it is always Keepers.” – Alalgudo Lalagudo	Rain: HEY FC GUESS WHAT Rain: i love u all Rain: except some of u
- Main Story Ending - Ubi: DOLCE Ubi: HOW DO I STOP CRYING? Dolce: YOU CANNOT Dolce: GO CRY SOME MORE	Rain: why Rain: does polum whyi Rain: why Rain: why does your plum whine Esra: we’ve lost Rain	“IT’S SO HARD GETTING ATTENTION WITHOUT A MIC :(” – Aikia Kraslord
“if u gonna call healers out then maybe u should do ur grab adds job first.” – Neru Memeru	Rain: YOU WANNA DOWN THIS FIRE Rain: FEEL LIKE A DRAGON WITH ME Rain: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR	Avasir: I’m just gonna sit on boss because lolmechanisc Kaydrin: yay me! Dolce: what is mechanisc?? Root: ??????? Idk Avasir: Please.
“Wow instakilled by Odin. Talk about Ow-din.” – Ubi Crispin	Ubi: Sas, teach us how to craft and drive Ubi: I mean craft and drink? Dolce: w a t Ubi: wait no, craft and dowell at it	Root: don’t drink and drive – rain icide Ubi: no Ubi: even better Ubi: don’t drink and do animal testing Root: kids. don't blaze and drive Root: wtf ubi??????????????????
Rare: Because teamwork makes the dreamworks Ubi: but Dreamworks is going bankrupt	Rare: Did that LB go off? Dolce: Oh yeah it did. Rare: Oh that’s lame. I got turned into a frog. Dolce: Damn that sucks. Neru: Oh it didn’t go off? Rare: Did someone say RIBBIT break!?!	“Ikea move your ass boy.” – Avasir Lan’dal
Zetto: You know what… Dolce: what Zetto: I learned something today Dolce: that is? Zetto: Ubi is a pok gai Sasuun: ^	“My WAR is my strongest DPS. My WAR is my strongest heals.” – Sasuun Damace	“I’ll give it to you.” – Zetto Dazze
Dolce: Ok, I’m going to invite Kiriya - Kiriya joins the party - Aikia: KIRIYA Kiriya: Oh…it’s the Gaylord	“SE servers shits themselves harder than a 1 month old baby.” – Avasir Lan’dal	“are we gonna change cucco to cutecutest” – Neru Memeru
“Sassuu uguuuuu Sassuuuu” – Avasir Lan’dal	“Rare, I loooooooove you <3” – Avasir Lan’dal	“Hi I’m a fat cat.” – Avasir Lan’dal
“you have two lalafells on your lap so does that make you a lalaphile?” – Neru Memeru	“Wow. FUCK OFF TITAN YOU BUTCH.” – Avasir Lan’dal	Avasir: It was a hi Avasir: mi Avasir: tsu
Esra: it’s a gift from me to you c: Ubi: l3 Esra: nice MT ubi Ubi: pls Ubi: s/pl3 Ubi: LOL Dolce: LOL	“There’s one part of the fight that you guys need to remember…and that is how awesome I look.” – Greyson Wraith	“I hdad some champagne and some mead. Tehcnicakle processco BUT WHO CARES” – Hiro Protagonist
“d r n k spells drink drnka jdibnrnk” – Hiro Protagonist	“are u saying I think pea-sized cocks are cute?” – Neru Memeru	“Neru…is your name backwards pronounce urine?” – Bloodfiend Roeg
“We’re always deep Dolce. You just have to embrace it.” – William Blazkowicz	Zetto: I have a Filipino keyboard Dolce: why do you need it? Aikia: There are no letters. Just buttons with pictures of mangoes.	Cy Buster: oh hellos Dolce: AIKIA IS EMOING ABOUT NOT SPENDING TIME WITH YOU TONIGHT. Aikia: Cy you should busy Dolce. STFU!
“Part of me wants it NOW!!” – Zetto Dazze	Root: H Root: H Root: A Root: A Root: H O=whoa Dolce: ??? Root: keyboard calmdown	Root (in shout chat): better keep the IG off my dick neru LOL Root: OOPS /SHOUT LMFAO
- Ava Pun Train Part #1 - Neru: avasir when did u become a nun Neru: when did u become Ava Maria Avasir: This is ava overload Greyson: Leave poor Ava alone, Av’a go at someone else!!! Ubi: tis an AVATROCITY Avasir: NO Neru: we’re in a avacarious position here Ubi: we should leave with haste, or rather, avacrity Ubi: WHYD ID IEXPECT THAT AGH Neru: we need to slow down these puns are coming up at way too fast of an avalocity Ubi: you mean it’s basically an avalanche	- Ava Pun Train Part #2 - Avasir: Pls dun embarrass me Neru: avasir I thought of a new entrance phrase for you Neru: MY NAME IS AVASIR AND I AVARRIVED Avasir: …….. Ubi: WHYD ID IEXPECT THAT AGH Dolce: AND I EAT AVACADOS FOR BREAKFAST Ubi: NO THAT JUST DOESN’T FIT IN THE THEME Avasir: This is a great evening Neru: WITH MY AVACARIOUS APPETITE Dolce: AND MY AVACONDA Harpe: I think you guys are taking avatange of ava Avasir: Thank you Harpe!	- Titan EX - Healer (is dead): I don’t have time to move :\ Root: u always have time to mopve Healer: k sure you do Root: see Root: dolce Root: had time to move Root: u just suck
“Mine is bigger than you, bitch” – Root Groves	“take your boots and go” – Neru Memeru	“what do I put on my butt” – Neru Memeru
Root: fuck YOU bennu Root: FUCKBENNU Root: NOT A FUCKBOY Root: BUT A FUCKBENU	Aikia: Dolce and Ava sitting in a tree Neru: T P T P EH EH EH Aikia: Best lyrics of 2015	Dolce: Chikan! Aikia: What is it? Dolce: It’s a train pervert. Aikia: Yamete!! Aikia: Are the people willing?
Aikia: Zetto’s drink Aikia: 10% Alcohol Aikia: 90% Nutella	Aikia: T12 confirmed harder than T13 Aikia: Probably has more Monk claws :D Avasir: ………….. Avasir: I dun wanna talk to you	“OHHH LOOK AT ME WITH ALL THESE DREADWYRN WEAPONS UGUUUUUUUUU – Cucco Static” – Avasir Lan’dal
“LOOK AT ALL MY PONIESSSSS UGUUUUUU – Cucco Static” – Avasir Lan’dal	“We need to ride Ramuh” – Zetto Dazze	- In T13 - Root: rip ikea Root: he doesn’t wanna dodge zetto’s balls Root: he wants to get hit by zetto’s balls
Exia: is ur char a chick? Neru: mine?? Exia: yeah Neru: no…?	“Mine’s small. Dolce’s is big.” – Zetto Dazze	Dolce: I want foooooooooood Ubi: I have nutella Dolce: just Nutella Ubi: and ferrero Neru: ぬてっぁあああえ Ubi: and purdy’s hedgehogs Neru: 。。。 Dolce: LOL?
- Neru sharing stories Pt. 1 - Neru: [FC] <Emmara I.> I like to pretend fc members make animal noises Neru: and urs is moo Neru: ubi: what’s mine - Root, Ubi, Zetta, and Dolce in garden talking in SAY chat - Dolce: is Neru actually giving me the quotes? Root: yes Dolce: does he know what he is doing to himself? Root: HAHA	- Neru sharing stories Pt. 2 continues - Neru: Emma: Meow cuz ur a cat Neru: “and nerus” Neru: “is a yaoi moan” Neru: root: “wtf is a yaoi moan” Neru: root: “I mean, its accurate” Dolce: thank you for your precise quotes, Neru Neru: wait Neru: SHIT Dolce: welcome to Cucco page tonight Neru: SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. NO - Root, Ubi, Zetta, and Dolce in garden talking in SAY chat - Everyone:  LMAOOOOOO!!!!!	Neru: yo legit question Dolce: yes? Neru: does sas think I’m gay or like Emmara: no but I do Neru: 50% gay Dolce: LOL Root: everyone thinks you’re gay Neru: LOL WHY Dolce: EMM HAHAHAHAHAHAA Neru: I mean its not a bad thing but it makes it harder for me Neru: WAIT SHIT Root: WHAT??? Dolce: ??????????? Neru: NO CONTEXT Dolce: are you admitting Root: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Neru: CONTEXT Dolce: OH MY GOD NERU!!! ARE YOU OUT OF THE CLOSET Neru: I MEANT HARDER TO FIND A GIRL Dolce: AFTER ALL THESE 84 YEARS??? Neru: GODDAMN
“are u fucking my dick right now” – Root Groves	“SHIT. Fuck me up my dick okkkk” – Root Groves	“yall noobs except dolce” – Root Groves
“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to take the cheapgilbitch route instead of teleporting.” – Lunaria Knight	Ubi: If you need a hotel and you don’t have a reservation, go for love hotels Ubi: they’re cheap Dolce: what? Ubi: I had to go into one because I didn’t have a hotel to stay in Dolce: which theme did you go for Ubi: I just picked the chpeat orz it wasn’t for love omg Lunaria: fat cat theme Neru and Dolce:HAHAHAHA Ubi: N O P E Ubi: R U I N E D F O R E V E R	Dolce: “Please change this quote so I don’t look stupid.” – Neru Memeru Neru: NO I SAID U TYPoD MY QUOTE WHICH IS TRU Dolce: LMAO Dolce: stay looking stupid, neru Neru: IT WAS A PUN Neru: U ASS HOW MA I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIRL THEN Neru: NUOOO Ubi:I didn’t know quotes had such life changing conssequences
“I am secretly gay for Sas” – Neru Memeru	“I wish I could heal manga” – Ubi Crispin	Neru: lunaria Neru: how much Neru: would it cost Neru: to commission Neru: a drawing of ubi Neru: like the one dolce did Chanel: LOL Ubi: … Dolce: LOL Ubi: gtfo Dolce and Lunaria: LMAO
“I won’t be able to commit seppuku with a crit adlo” – Zetto Dazze	- Wild Boy Appears - Root (in say): ITS UR Root: its ur lover Root: SHIT ALMOST MT HAHAHAHAH Dolce: I WAS LIKE DON’T SAY IT IN SAY Neru: LOOOOOOOOOL Dolce: OMG Root: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ubi: LOL Root: l a u g h i n g	“I’m not a boy though.” – Zetto Dazze
Root: WHAT DID YOU SAY LAWRD Dolce: I DIDN’T WRECK THE RELATIONSHIP Root: why is he so thirsty for your dick Dolce: ALL I FUCKING DID WAS LIKE “Hi” /leaves Root: DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THAT Dolce: so I can’t even /wave or say hi Root: don’t say hi Root: just /leave	“I wish I was somebody’s boy toy” – Greyson Wraith	- Dotter (Dolce’s Wind-Up Dullahan) shows up - Zetto (looking at my wind-up Dullahan): Wait. Dotter’s a female? WTH?? Dolce: omg Sas Sasuun: Zetto plz she is my Dotter Dolce: how dare you think dotter is a male, rude Zetto: Dotter is fat Dolce: excuse ME Sasuun: WELL I WONDER WHO SHE GETS THAT FROM *stares at Zetto*
“Yo man, no one touches my Nutella” – Zetto Dazze	Dolce: damn you RAFF Avasir: why no burn method Avasir: This is stupid Aikia: YEAH	“I have a really small one. I still can’t get used to it.” – Neru Memeru
- Accidental Puns - Dolce: Chanel how do you outline art so nicely Lunaria: Steady Hand	Hiro: DANNNNNNG Q__________Q Zetto: Awwwwww Zetto: It’s okay Hiro Zetto: You’re still the protagonist Zetto: This is your story Zetto: Tidus	Dolce: ALL I DID WAS “HELLO LETS BE FRIENDS.” Ubi: SUREEEEEEEEEEE Dolce: OKAY?!?!?!?!?! Ubi: SURE YOU DID Geir: More like, hello lesbefriend
Root: []p[oiooopoo[“ppp;popploioolpo;[].=098767890-[=][p;olikuytrgyujikolp;[‘ Root: ];ploikujtgrfeds./” Neru: LOL Root: ‘?;.l,/?>,m4321`12345432q1 ((Japanese)) 56432q1 Root: … ok	“I wish you could edit junk size though” – Greyson Wraith	Greyson: watcha’ gonna’ do with all that junk, all that junk inside my trunks!?!?! Ubi: I was gonna say something about boy batter after Greyson’s line Neru: that is way grosser than lumps and junks Ubi: ESCALATING Greyson: too far Ubi…totally threw off my fap
Root: AS SOON AS I ARRIVE I HEAR A BREAK Dolce: EVERYTHING U SAY TO ME Dolce: IM ONE STEP CLOSER IM ABOUT TO BREAK Root: FUCK YOU Dolce: FINE FUCK YOU Ubi: I ask myself that every day Neru: LOL is that a linkin park song? Neru: FUCK U STEADY HAND Ubi: OH FUCK I FORGOT MY EXCELLENT Dolce: everyone is fucking	Root: I’ll rae you there ubi Root: face* Root: …race	“I’m CHEAP AND HEAVY” – Ubi Crispin
“Take off my pant” – Neru Memeru	“Don’t tease me” – Zetto Dazze	Ubi: Sas is just atht important Ubi: htat Ubi: that Ubi: omg
“I want in.” – Zetto Dazze	Zetto: You’re forever bound by Dolce Neru: by FRIENDSHIP Neru: THE BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP Ubi: oh god	- Ubi logs in - Dolce: hallo (Medica II Whm’s name) Avasir: Oh jesus, that scared me. Ubi: hello Ubi and Dolce: LOL
- Rarity Belle is assigned to “Pok Gai Box” - Dolce: GET IN THERE AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE Rarity: awwww Rarity: NUUUUUU Rarity: its worse than the penalty box……………… Rarity: I FEEL THE SHAMEEEEEEE	- Zetto is sending a spooky link to FC mates - Zetto: it’s a picture of puppies Neru: yeahh it’s a shocker Dolce: NO DON’T William: it’s very spooky Lunaria: puppies my ass	- Zetto didn’t realized he was in the same trial with Sas - Zetto: I didn’t even realize you were here Zetto: SORRY!!! Sasuun: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zetto: I randomly comm’d someone Sasuun: penalty box plz Dolce and Neru: LOLL Dolce: put him there Sasuun: BAD GIRL YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
“ ‘Yamete onii-chan’ – Zentai Beemo” – Avasir Landal	“That’s why I’m on top.” – Zetto Dazze	- Neru tanking - Neru: ok I should just spam ((Flame Hatchling)) Neru: flash
Aikia: GUESS WHOS BACK Aikia: CUZ ITS ME Aikia: BACK AGAIN Rescue Toaster: Oh wait, I got it. Rescue Toaster: Daryl Strawberry Aikia: Resscue Aikia: Is the real slim Aikia: cus u weigh 50 lbs	“My ass was clenched so tight I could make a diamond with a lump of coal.” – Avasir Lan’dal	Avasir: my keyboqrd is fucked Dolce: nuoooo Avasir: idk zhqtus goin on Avasir: uhhhhhhhhhhh
- Neru questions Ava – Neru: Ava are you Neru: 100% straight Neru: or a little bit on the gay side Avasir: LOL? Avasir: As far as I know I’m 100% straight Neru: 100% STRAIGHT Neru: take the shots Neru: straight Neru: no mix	- When Aikia gives BJs - Dolce: if you really wanted Dolce: to give me a blowjob Dolce: just ask Dolce: god Aikia: eww wtf Aikia: …why would I ever… Dolce: …implies you wanted to Aikia: Who gives players bjs!? Aikia: That’s disgusting!!! Avasir: Ria don’t need something likethat though since them gusts be all on her dick in t13 Root: they love my dick Root: I can’t help it	Aikia: He said he’d charge me 400k for T6 last week Dolce: ohs cus you got no pussy duh Aikia: (for real) Aikia: HEY Aikia: wait Aikia: I mean
“I’m going to give you morning after pancakes because I love you this much.” – Rarity Belle	Ubi: I should level my btn Ubi: but too lazedaze Dolce: im lazee on mnk Ubi: I gave up on lvling my blm Emmara: im lazy on any combat :D Ubi: I’m lazy on life Ubi: I should be doing homework	- Neru trying to ask BRD’s Wanderer’s Minuet - Neru: how does wan Neru: wand((Please use the auto-translate function.)) Neru: wander ((Please use the auto-translate function.)) Root: LMAO Neru: ((The Final Coil of Bahamut)) Neru: FUCK IT
- Neru was trying to talk to Rare - Neru (in party chat): RARE Neru (in party chat): ur 46 Neru (in party chat): ALMOST THERE Sas: this is party chat Neru: FUCK Neru: NO ONE SAW THAT Neru: I WAS Neru: REHEARSING Neru: OK Neru (in FC chat): RARE Neru (in FC chat): ur 46 Neru (in FC chat): ALMOST THERE	Hiro: who else Hiro: is dnirnkignig with me Sasuun: RIP Hiro Jelly: I drank last night Hiro: SAS MATASXZZ Hiro: why you dasay thata Sasuun: cuz I believ ein you, hiro Hiro: bro Hiro: dawg Hiro: brodawg Hiro: I can drink with the bets of them	Root: Zetto Dazze >> Coerthas Western Highlands (23, 26) Root: S RANK Neru: isn’t that a B rank Root: HAHA Neru: I mean look how tiny it is
- Neru went AFK for awhile - Neru: wb Neru: wait Neru: did I just wb myself Neru: bRAIN Neru: I’m losing it	“I’m going to give you morning after pancakes because I love you this much.” – Rarity Belle	Aikia: Mana, nice to meet you Aikia: I am Aikia Aikia: the modest modest member of Cucco Aikia: most modest* Emmara: Watch out Aikia. Mana is gay. He might jump ur bones Dolce: p l e a s e Dolce: LOL
“Fuck me hard.” – Sasuun Damace	Ubi: no you’re Ubi: sp/12 Mana: excuse u Mana: l1s/po Mana: FUCK Dolce: LOL Ubi: HAHA	Red Sun: the first day I started on this server Red Sun: someone called The Ninja bought me sunglasses for no reason off the MB Red Sun: I just looked at the crafter’s signature Ubi: who is it Red Sun: (aikia kraslord)
- Neru on his SMN - Mana: I missed Mana: my ((Shadow and Claw)) Mana: shadowf((Please use the auto-translate function.)) Mana: SHADOW Mana: SHADOWFUCKINGFLARE Sasuun: lolll Dolce: wtf Ubi: fucking flare Ubi: nice	Sasuun: neru too quick Sasuun: for prey shenangins Sasuun: SPELLING Sasuun: shenanagins	Ubi: I have a deep and abiding desire to piss Ubi: brb Mana: lol Zetto: TMI
- When Red pressed the wrong macro - Red Sun: O Mightly Lord Satan, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection. Red Sun: OOPS Red Sun: Comfort me and deliver me from all of the hindrances and snares of those who wish to harm me, both seen and unseen. Red Sun: I CANT STOP IT. Red Sun: Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Render them powerless and devastated. Red Sun: Direct their malice to return upon them tenfold and to destroy them who would resent my being.	Dolce: IMMORTAL FLAMES Dolce:       ／ﾌﾌ                          ム   ヽ       / ノ)        ∧    ∧            )     ヽ   /    |        (´・ω・`)  ノ⌒ (ゝ_,  /     ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく   ＼      _-' 丶＿ ノ ｡      ノ､      ｡ |   -'          `ヽ `ー-'_人` ー    ^*'"¯             丶￣   _人'   *'"¯              ﾉ                            ¸„„- Lunaria: where do I go to upgrade law weapons ._.?        ﾉ                      ¸„„--"¯                            "-„    /  ì¸                              "-„       \ William: no dolce Dolce: EXCEPT CHANEL Ubi: OMG Dolce: BROKE IT William: stahp Ubi: LOL Lunaria: Lol I’m sorry Lunaria: I broke the cat’s dick	Dolce: churning mist/f/16 Ubi: what. Red: ayyyyy bb u wan some fuk William: lol Dolce: ayyyy lmao no u ugly Red: ayyy lmao Ubi: what are you guys doing Ubi: omg Dolce: Ubi would you F or D Emm? Ubi: wtf does i Ubi: what Dolce: Fuck or Duck Ubi: D O L C E IS THIS Ubi: NERU FANFICTION Emmara: ………………… Ubi: uhhhh can I just chat instead Emmara: PROBABLY Dolce: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF????? Emmara: I THINK YOURE ONTO SOMETHING Emmara: ubixemm Dolce: LMAO Emmara: he prolly ships us all day long Dolce: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Ubi: I’M ASSEXUAL JESUS CHRIST Dolce: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
“nothing makes a boy happier than his lesser panda, not even boobs” – Greyson Wraith	“I am too easy.” – Ubi Crispin	“Good thing I came.” – Basch Fon’ronsenburg
“I love to roll in bacon and maple syrup.” – Ubi Crispin	- Sas making Ubi to make airship - Sasuun: do you want to make Sasuun: a bajillion mythrite ingots Sasuun: I can email you the mats Sasuun: EMAIL Sasuun: MOGmail	Aikia: Zetto, can I grab it tomorrow Aikia: So that Aikia: I can stop feeling like an asshole? Zetto: I am enjoying it too much to let it go now Aikia: And then give gratitude? Aikia: Oh okay Zetto: It feels so nice Zetto: LOL I’m kidding Ubi: w t f  are you two talking about Zetto: but I get home at around 5ish Aikia: It’s also so damn gross in my hot room :( Aikia: k np Dolce: they share a girl together Aikia: Ubi Aikia: fight me irl Ubi: I was thinking sex toys Kiriya: oooooooo~ Kiriya: kinky Dolce: LMAO EWWWWW Aikia: ……. (but they were actually talking about a fan LOL)
Zetto: Penis Root: vagina Esra: boobs Dolce: anus Root: tits Zetto: no Dolce: nipples Zetto: I said penis. Dolce: whatever pussy Rare: balls Root: shaft	“Zetto looks like a little cowboy kid being cornered by two creepsters.” – Ubi Crispin	Root: show me the boobs Root: I’LL TOUCH THE BOOBS
Avasir: Aikia, what’s your favourite safe word? Aikia: *snickers* Pizza Zetto: nnghh ahh Dolce: *giggles*h-he’s climaxing Avasir and Rare: LOL Zetto: KAIN (his dog), GET OFF ME!! Avasir: PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! Everyone on Mumble: LOL! Rare: Out of everyone in this group, Dolce is the most perverted one… Zetto: W-why is everyone laughing? My dog was jumping on me!!	Zetto: He’s a gay Sassun: A GAY Dolce: ????? Ubi: a gay Ubi: wtf Dolce: WTF IS A GAY???	Dolce: TFW Ubi cries about crafting Ubi: [10:25 p.m] Ubi Crispin: this is probably why Jesus quit carpentry Dolce: why are you Ubi: THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CHRISTIANITY Dolce: quoting yourself LOL?
Dolce: but I like having moneyyy Dolce: feels greatttttt ;o; Valsu: Girls just wanna have funds? Dolce: YEAH Root: HAHA Mana: LOL	“Time to flash Esra.” – Ubi Crispin	“Can we do me now?” – Greyash Wraith
Hiro: Sas, I’m going to ask my wife if we can add you as a third to our marriage Ubi: omg LOL Sasuun: ((/blush)) Ubi: he sounds interested Hiro: THAT WASN’T A NO	Sasuun: Sassssssssssssssssss Sasuun: tasssshhhhaaaa Dolce: ohs I was gonna ask Mana: has ur name in it Ubi: at first I was like why is Sas calling himself Dolce: why are you talking to yourself Dolce: LMAO ME TOO Mana: ikr LOL Mana: like wait I thought I said that	- When your members are all into gathering - Ubi: nodes before hos Lunaria: nodes before hoes
Sasuun: TFW when you crit on your strongest attack. Sasuun: TFW when (insert MCH skills and rotation but most of us forgot)	Ubi: this map lies Ubi: this is NOT where vineagorrons are Ubi: nvm apparently I’m too drunk and I read the map upside down	- When an FC mate goes on a date - Sasuun: did you click Dolce: was she cute Dolce: did she have huge boobs? Ubi: wow you guys Ubi: though Ubi: inquiring minds need to know Sasuun: “you guys” Sasuun: I SAID NOTHING INAPPROPRS Dolce: Ubi wants to know Dolce: so he said “you guys” Ubi: that’s not quite the meaning of you guys Ubi: but I do want to know Ubi: LOL
“I just got the head today.” – Zetto Dazze	Mana: I love some of you slightly more than others Mana: I love sas the most Rare: shucks, right back at you buddy Dolce: someone is really gay today Sasuun: shut up babe I know it Mana: DON’T CALL ME BABE	Mana: I’m 2 buzy killin vballz to check out the girlz Dolce: kiriya Dolce: did you hear that??? Ubi: aka he’s too gay for Sas to check out girlz
“I want the shaft.” – Zetto Dazze	“I got off at 6pm.” – Zetto Dazze	“I’m the biggest bitch here.” – Ubi Crispin
- In A2S - Sas: Did you eat the Jadg doll’s AOE, Rare? Rare: Uhm… Aikia: I ate Risotto. Sas: Goddamn you Aikia.	“おおお” – Mana Sonata	“おんおんおん” – Sasuun Damace
- In A3S - Sas: Stack on B. Stack on B. Everyone else: *heads towards lightning to kill self* Sas: Nope, stack on lightning.	Dolce: Yeah Rare has this (insert young age) girl working at Starbucks with him. He said she’s really cute. Zetto and Aikia: OOOOOO Neru: Is she the customer in Starbucks? Zetto: She’s a co-worker…she works at Starbucks Aikia: What kind of customer works at Starbucks? Neru: Well she is a customer of Rare’s services.	- Ubi goes and opens a new jar of Nutella - Ubi: Yeah opening this new jar of Nutella - Ripping sound - Zetto: OOOOOO!!!!
Thank you for the great year, Cucco!!