| 
“Where do you stick
  that in?” – Zetto
  Dazze | 
“I haven’t gotten any
  wood recently” – Neru Memeru | 
Neru: oh I found Ghede Ti Malice 
Root: you found yourself 
Neru: :o it was a journey | 
| 
Neru: WHERE THE HELL IS THIS WOOD 
Ubi: maybe it’s 
Ubi: not fully grown 
Ria: omg ubi | 
Aikia: You pick the students you’re attracted to 
Aikia: And give them private after school lessons 
Aikia: I wish my teachers did that  | 
Zetto: Sas 
Zetto: you never reacted to my threats  
Sasuun: I prolly didn’t read them 
Sasuun: cuz they’re too small  
Sasuun: like you 
Mana: why did Zetto threaten - -LOL 
Dolce: OOOOOOOOOO | 
| 
Emmara: whos comin 2 my birfday slumba party 
Emmara: we gon get so turnt 
Emmara: its gonna be in my empty ass room in
  the fc house | 
Ubi: I kinda want to eat something salty 
Ubi: like the tears of my sorrow from desynmth 
Dolce: ……LOL | 
Neru: im lookin at ur wife in her all bare glory 
Root: watever dat wife comes home to me every night u can look all u
  want 
Ubi: so long as you look and don’t touch 
Rare: lol 
Ubi: I mean what 
Root: LOL 
Neru: LOL 
Rare: its okay to be jelly neru | 
| 
Neru: DID THEY JUST QUEUE WITHOUT ME 
Dolce: ya 
Neru: WOW GUYS  
Dolce: LOL 
Neru: ABANDONED 
Dolce: they’re in there without you 
Neru: DITHERS 
Neru: DITCHRS8 
Neru: i can’t type 
Neru: ditchers* | 
“pls don’t come near
  im stripping” – Ubi
  Crispin  | 
Ubi: what are you guys doing? 
Sasuun: u mutha u mutha u mutha u matha oooo | 
| 
Sasuun: I just wanted to tell you about my >> Tarnished Gordian
  Bolt 
Zetta: Oh congratulations  
Sasuun: THANK YOU 
Ubi: hey guys, I just wanted to tell you about my 10k/10k/10k | 
Ubi: I’ll save Neru 
Dolce: with what 
Neru: fishing poile  
Root: With his dick is what he means 
Dolce: GRAB ONTO IT NERU 
Root: his “fishing pole” 
Neru: POILE | 
Root: he doesn’t dodge SHIT 
Dolce: tell them they’re a little bitch  
Dolce: get drunk gurl 
Ubi: “you’re a little shit who is like shit” 
Neru: call him out 
Dolce: u can do it  
Ubi: “only shit don’t dodge” 
Ubi: “it’s too immotile” | 
| 
Root: MY CHEST BURNS 
Root: not my boobs 
Root: my lungs | 
Dolce: I have 77 logs and no map 
Ubi: you got 77 problems and a map is one 
Neru: and a birch ain’t one  | 
Ubi: YOU COUNT 
Root: WITH COALCULATORS 
Neru: COALCULATORS | 
| 
Root: time to flax 
Root: hahahahaha get it 
Root: flex. flax 
Ubi: no. | 
Dolce: let me ask Sas 
Dolce: hes coming 
Zetto: Okay 
Zetto: :O 
Zetto: That was fast 
Root: neru likes it when sas comes | 
Ubi: idk i’m just cat bait for some reason 
Neru: LOL Ubi is pussy bait | 
| 
“SO MANY TO DEFLOWER.”
  – Ubi Crispin  | 
Dolce: ITS EMMARA’S BIRTHDAYY 
Mana: is it really ???? 
Lunaria: Happy Birthdayaaay Emmara!!!! 
Dolce: IT IS 
Mana: ohhhh 
Mana: happy ((Please use the
  auto-translate function.)) | 
Sas: help me wake up this fkr 
Sas: do you have a CUCCO 
Sas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Neru: … | 
| 
Dolce: are you going into dungeons without pants…? 
Mar: jsut scrub “”pants”” 
Dolce: “””””pants””””” 
Dolce: that is one questionable pair of “””pants””” 
Mar: yes.. 
Dolce: what about your “””spear””” 
Mar: LOL stop | 
Sas: I think optimally you can open with ((Sidewinder)) 
Zetta: I have a chance to proc if I use it  
Dolce: why not ((Flaming Arrow)) 
Zetta: I put flaming arrow when all buffs are up 
Sas: ((Barrage)) --> ((wind-up Aldgoat)) 
Zetta: WHAT?!! | 
Sas: Aikia said the only food you have in your house is wonderbread
  and nutella 
Zetta: I actually don’t buy wonderbread  
Sas: and he says you spread it with 
Zetta: I buy cheap bread 
Sas: steak knives???? 
Zetta: WHAT?!? 
Dolce: …why are you using steak knives… 
Zetta: I use a spoon 
Sas: YOU USE A SPOON? | 
| 
“I was on the other
  guy.” –
  Sasuun
  Damace | 
Sas: Rare you want to text me? 
Rare: I hope I ddint send that to some random person 
Rare: at 1 am  
Rare: didnn 
Rare: didnt 
Rare: god 
Ubi: are you guys failing at sexting each other? | 
“I want in on this.” – Zetto Dazze | 
| 
“sas regenned TP from
  the prostate” – Ubi
  Crispin | 
Hiro: well it’s like the old saying goes 
Hiro: you can lead a player to raid 
Hiro: but you can’t stop them from violently shitting the bed | 
“MY E-SHIP IS WITH THE
  CHOCOBO STABLE.” – Ubi Crispin | 
| 
Zetto: I don’t netflix and chill with my mangoes 
Zetto: ADD THE “E” 
Ubi: is this a perverted thing? 
Dolce: LOL 
Ubi: I don’t think I want to know anymore  
Zetto: mangoEs 
Sas: I’m not convinced it’s mangoes 
Zetto: Your face is not convincing 
Sas: can you link me to the dicontary | 
Steaming Bride: I love being inside alex  
Aikia: …………………. | 
Aikia: MAR 
Mar: hey 
Aikia: MY PENIS IS BIGGER 
Mar: ((Congratulations!)) 
Aikia: YOU GOLD SAUCER DWELLER | 
| 
Root: Pussylickygutcumcum >> Coerthas Western Highlands (8,10) | 
Neru: ria 
Neru: are u saying u want my wood? 
Ubi: yes 
Root: no god 
Neru: ok 
Ubi: she wants wood 
Dolce: ewwwwww LOL 
Root: YALL NEED JESUS | 
Neru: well maybe u wnt like the show 
Neru: but i might like the bishies LOL 
Dolce: you might like the bishies ..? 
Dolce: Neru you don’t have to say you might
  like the bishies 
Dolce: you can just admit you like the bishies 
Neru: SHIIIIT 
Neru: U***** | 
| 
Steaming Bride: WHO DOESN’T LIKE QUICKIE 
Neru: who doesn’t like a quickie, she asks | 
“Bleeding ass is a
  happy ass.” – Mana
  Sonata aka Neru Memeru | 
Dolce: drive your car  
Neru: GREAT 
Dolce: into the high school  
Neru: TEACHER 
Neru: NERUZUKA 
Dolce: ……….. | 
| 
Root: “Give it to me dolce.” – Ubi Crispin 
Ubi: give your big thing to me dolce 
Dolce: “I do them” – Ubi Crispin | 
Hiro: it’s my birthday and my wife is taking me to a nice steakhouse  
Neru: happy bday!!! 
Ubi: nice HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
Dolce: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY <333 
Root: hap((Let’s play together again sometime.))  | 
Root: get me lifesized cardboard Yshtola please 
Root: or like yshtola body pillow 
Root: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA 
Ubi: WOW RIA LOL | 
| 
Dolce: DO YOU WANT YSHTOLA MOUSE PAD 
Dolce: WITH BOOBS 
Root: I DON’T WANT THE MOUSE PAD I WANT THE – OMG Y  ES | 
“Is there
  Minfilia/Yshtola porn?” – Root Groves | 
Ubi: oh you beat me to it 
Ubi: I just came out 
Root: OF THE CLOSET  
Dolce: LMAO 
Root: AYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 
| 
“I’ll go seduce Sas” – Ubi Crispin | 
“There’s someone
  called Maruru Maru here. It’s like Neru and Mar’s lovechild.” – Root Groves | 
Ubi: the ((Holy)) isn’t getting rid of my stripper ass tho 
Root: shake it ubi 
Ubi: I wish I could  
Dolce: shake his cleavage? 
Ubi: what’s a good ass shaking emote | 
| 
Dolce: my clit adlo is bigger than urs bitch 
Ambrose: >.> 
Root: ubi’s vulva is 4x bigger than normal 
Ubi: your…clit adlo 
Ambrose: >.> | 
Ubi: i'm constantly surrounded by pussy atm orz 
Root: oh my lucky guy 
Ubi: hai 
Root: hai 
Ambrose: hai 
Root: hows ur vulva today 
Ubi: its normal now 
Root: oh good I was worried | 
“Are you new to
  tanking or new to Sastasha bc it seems like its both.” – Ubi Crispin | 
| 
“Ria I riainvited
  you.” –
  Ubi
  Crispin | 
Neru: YO EXDRS WILL BE LIKE 4 MAN NINJA TEAMS JUST LIKE IN NARUTO 
Dolce: Ubi is Sakura 
Ubi: who is the jounin 
Neru: Sakubi 
Ubi: pls that means I would have to crush on the sasuke | 
“U MADE FUN OF MY
  DICKKK.” – Mana
  Sonata | 
| 
Ubi: nvm now i just had the picture of zetto the goat  
Ubi: licking 
Ubi: a fountain of nutella | 
Dolce: Chanel wants a waifu 
Ubi: you can be that waifu 
Lunaria: if they’re super rich 
Lunaria: I’ll be anyone’s ho | 
Ubi: GET THESE OFF MY DICK NERU /in sheout chat 
Neru: sheout 
Neru: she’s out yeah | 
| 
Dolce: my next map is in sea of gay 
Lunaria: I have one over there  
Root: gay of clouds 
Rare: :( 
Ubi: sea of gay wow 
Ubi: how many Nerus are in it 
Root: LOL 
Rare: LOLOL | 
Zetta: Rare and I got shafts 
Dolce: Rare and Zentai 
Rare: double shaft action 
Dolce: are having their shafts 
Dolce: touching each other  
Dolce: so its not gay | 
Lunaria: name of the guy that sings “watch me whip /nae nae” 
Lunaria: don’t listening it’s annoying lol 
Ubi: that sounds like a very disturbing song 
Dolce: LOL 
Lunaria: LOL | 
| 
“omg but Marcella is
  beautifuk.” – Mana
  Sonata  | 
Aikia: smd 
Steaming: single midget dick? 
Steaming: i dunno | 
-
  Using Waymarkers in A3S - 
Neru: what are the markers for? 
Zetto: No I was just showing where to stand for protein wave 
Steaming: MARKERS ARE USED FOR WRITING THINGS 
Steaming: SOMETIMES IN A PERMANENT FASHION | 
| 
Dolce: noes we’re on like the last phase of A3S but living liquid sucks
  donkey dicks 
Miyazu: That is unfortunate, unless you’re a donkey I guess | 
“Some people just
  can’t defeat their inner scrub.” – Miyazu Yoshioka   | 
-
  Waiting on Neru cause he was late to raid - 
Steaming: so guys, we all decided that neru was stolen by his secret gay
  love and taken to real butt pounding jail 
Steaming: and by we 
Steaming: I mean me  | 
| 
Aikia (on
  mumble): I’m eating my cheesecake  
Dolce: cheese what? 
Steaming: is it a dick? do you have a dick? 
Steaming: “cheese cake” 
Steaming: that’s what kids call it these days? 
Dolce: dick covered in cheese cake to be exact 
Kiri: smegma? 
Aikia (on
  mumble): GUYS IM EATING MY CHEESECAKE, NOT DICK
  CHEESE 
Sasuun (on
  mumble): I just came back and all I’m hearing is
  Aikia eating dick cheese… | 
Steaming: aikia 
Steaming: you speak like kiri is in mumble 
Steaming: he is not xD 
Aikia (on
  mumble): THEN YOU TYPE IT TO HIM 
Steaming: NEVER YOU TYPE IT 
Kiri: TYPE IT YOU WHORE 
Dolce: SAY IT TO HIS FACE 
Kiri: TO MY FACE 
Steaming: ALL OVER HIS FACE EVEN | 
Root: “will erp for gil” HAHA 
Dolce: EW LOL 
Dolce: go do it Ria 
Root: laughing tbh 
Dolce: you got exp 
Dolce: with dirty diana 
Root: HAHA EXCUSE ME 
Root: oh 
Root: tru…………. | 
| 
Lucaeyl: Does anyone in the FC use DRK a lot, I might need to ask them
  about strting rotations 
Dolce: Rare Mar 
Zetto: Rare 
Dolce: soon Zetto 
Zetto: I’m on the road to 60 as well 
Zetto: stop saying things I’m about to say  
Dolce: you’re the copy cat 
Sas: did someone say fat cat? 
Sas: oh oops that’s copy cat 
Zetto: SAS GO AWAY | 
Root: is that sasbot? 
Dolce: no 
Ubi: no it’s real sas 
Sas: nah I’m hear | 
“My heart was broked
  by Ava.” – Rarity
  Belle   | 
| 
Ubi: time to take a break from gathering 
Ambrose: yes ubi 
Lunaria: gather forever 
Ambrose: take a break and do some crafting :o | 
-
  Explaining “Chikan” -  
Sas: ubi doesn’t discriminate any type of butt 
Ubi: bad touching on trains or bad peepping on trains 
Dolce: he just admires butts 
Ubi: is there a bad peeing on trains…. 
Dolce: LOL 
Sas: all peeing | 
Dolce: Who got the shaft? 
Rare: >> Tarnished Gordian Shaft 
Neru: >> Tarnished Gordian Shaft 
Zetto: >> Tarnished Gordian Shaft | 
| 
“you know you can
  kidnap people with the double mounts because they can’t get off while flying?”
  – Mana Sonata | 
Lunaria: I’ve had a few *pinch butt* PMs 
Dolce: DAMN GURL 
Mana: LOL WOW 
Dolce: hey hey hey are they rich? :D 
Lunaria: they better | 
“I was just thinking
  about tit.” – Mana
  Sonata (who only thinks of ONE tit) | 
| 
- When
  Root cleared Thor EX -  
Root: CLEEEEEEEARRED YAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH YAAAS 
Dolce: CONGRATTS 
Ubi: CONGRATULATIONS 
Mana: ((Rabbit Medium)) 
Dolce: WHAT WEP DID IT 
Mana: um 
Dolce: what 
Root: what | 
“Keep moist at all
  times.”–
  Mana
  Sonata  | 
Dolce: /slaps Rarity Belle 
Rare: wat 
Dolce: its friendship 
Rare: friendshlap | 
| 
Rare (referring
  to his minion): DAMN U TWIN BLOCKED MY TRADE  
Dolce: I KNEW IT 
Dolce: YOU WERE GOING TO TRADE ME [WHILE TELE-ING] 
Dolce: THANK YOU TWINTANIA 
Dolce: THANK YOU!!!! 
Rare: I hate you stupid dragon 
Dolce: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO HER! 
Rare: HOW TO NOT TRAIN YOUR DRAGON | 
- In
  random Void Ark -  
(Random Person)
  Claire: “Kamehameha!” 
Claire: “Kamehameha!” 
Claire: “Kamehameha!” 
Claire: “Kamehameha!” 
Mana: [21:14] Claire “Kamehameha!” | 
Mana: were u having a ribbit of troule 
Mana: trouble* 
Mana: OHOHOH 
Ubi: I was in a sticky situation 
Ubi: kept getting licked | 
| 
Sas: I need lotion 
Dolce: …vaseline? 
Sas: sure that works 
Mana: wait 
Mana: … this can go down 
Dolce: where you need it? 
Mana: a very undesireable path 
Dolce: stop going down Neru 
Mana: gloves + Vaseline ..LOL…… 
Sas: well if neru is going down then 
Mana: ;o 
Root: LOL 
Mana: wait wait 
Dolce: Neru 
Mana: WAIT 
Dolce: opened his 
Mana: SHIT 
Dolce: mouth | 
Root: the only way ill have highest dps 
Root: drink per second 
Root: I like it 
Mana: …michael (Root’s friend) has the most dps 
Mana: (dicks per second) 
Dolce: … 
Root: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Mana: ………………………………. 
Mana: LOL 
Root: no that’s u neru 
Mana: NO 
Dolce: LOL | 
Dolce: I want to quote you but I don’t think I should 
Mana: u want to admit my joke was funny 
Dolce: because [A CERTAIN GROUP] CHECKS OUR SITE 
Mana: oh LOL 
Esra: don’t quote this trash Dolce 
Dolce: LOL 
Mana: HEY 
Dolce: TRASH 
Esra: ???? | 
| 
Dolce: I haven’t tried DRK yet 
Rare: ((/embrace)) your ((Darkside)) 
Dolce: uhmmmm | 
- EXDRing
  -  
Ubi: LB 
Dolce: WE DON’T NEED IT 
Ubi: ((Please use the auto-translate function.))11111 
Dolce: LMAO? | 
Root: I’D BOT MYSELF 
Root: BOT* 
Root: BOOT* | 
| 
Hiro: Geir’s favourite animal is a bear 
Hiro: surprised he didn’t get into pvp 
Hiro: but he’s also a weeaboo | 
Kiri: aww too old do not want now 
Zetto: WHAT!?! EW NO 
Zetto: Kiri’s secretly a pedo 
Mana: wat do u mean 
Kiri: its not a secret if I say it openly! 
Mana: “secretly” | 
Mana: do I really project an image of being gay 
Kiri: yes 
Sas: yes 
Mana: … 
Dolce: LOL | 
| 
“My thing is not
  working.”– Ubi
  Crispin | 
“Why am I not a man?”– Mana Sonata | 
“Did you guys say you
  can hear me peeing?”– Sasuun Damace | 
| 
- Drunk
  T9 Run -  
Root: JMARKER 
Esra: japanese marker 
Dolce: MARKER FUCKED UP 
Sas: ((Oops!)) ((Oops!)) 
Root: he dru;nk 
Sas: ((Oops!)) ((Oops!)) ((Oops!)) ((Oops!)) 
Mana: dru’nk 
Lunaria: I went to grab the jizz but think someone else took it | 
- Drunk
  T9 Run Pt 2-  
Mana: ok GUYS WANNA HEAR A SECRET 
Root: NERU’S A WOMAN 
Mana: NO 
Mana: WHAT 
Ubi: wow what 
Esra: that’s not a secret 
Esra: everyone knows | 
- Drunk
  T9 Run Pt 3-  
Sas: use 
Mana: NO NOTHING 
Sas: the heart of the cards 
Mana: WAS SAID 
Ubi: use what 
Sas: DARK MAGIFICNA GIRL 
Mana: THE BLU EYES WHITE DRAGON | 
| 
- When
  Sas changed rank names-  
Sasuun Damace
  had added the rank “Weeaboo” 
Mana: WOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME 
Esra: HAHAHAHA 
Ubi: LOL 
Root: HAHAHAHA 
Esra: PUT NERU 
Ubi: it’s a weeaboo 
Mana: NO 
Lunaria: LOL 
Mana Sonata
  has been assigned to “Weeaboo”. | 
- When
  Sas changed rank names Pt 2-  
Mana Sonata
  has been assigned to “Weeaboo”. 
Sasuun Damace
  has been assigned to “Pok Gai Box”. 
Root: DON’T GIVE DOLCE POWERS SHE ABUSES
  THEM 
Sas: BY POPULAR DEMAND 
Sas: NERU BECAME A WEABOO 
Mana: I am 
Sas: YET I WAS PUJNISHED 
Esra: HAHAHAHAHAHA 
Root: LMAOOOOOOO | 
- Ilvl
  Synced Chimera -  
Esra: I HAVE NO TETRA 
Esra: HOW DARE U SASSSSSSSSS 
Sas: ilvl 52 
Sas: EAT IT FRIENDS 
Esra: MY BEAUTIFUL ASS 
Sas: EAT THE IVLVL 
Esra: IZE 
Esra: NO AERO III 
Esra: WHAT IS THIS 1920?? | 
| 
- In
  A1S -  
Neru: It’s going to be B…! B yeah! 
Neru: technically I had 50/50 chance 
Rare: wow I didn’t C that coming 
Geir: ……I really didn’t see that coming | 
- In
  A1S -  
Neru: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!! 
Rare: We get it. You’re a dragoon. Geeeesh. 
Neru: No!!!!! I’m telling the boss t jump!! | 
- In
  A3S -  
Sas: Neru, do you have you accuracy fixed
  yet? 
Dolce: I thought we’re gonna bet if he was gonna ask that? 
Root: isn’t he going to ask – yeah LOL 
Neru: wait what? What are we talking about? 
Geir: guess you MISSED the conversation | 
| 
- In
  A3S -  
Neru: what does a gay sound like? 
Kiriya: you 
Dolce: you | 
- Making
  the Mog House -  
Root: [Ubi] and Dolce can’t math 
Root: and I can’t remember who I sent what to 
Dolce: that’s okay 
Root: we’d hae been fucked for a large house LOL 
Dolce: LOL 
Ubi: LOL | 
- Making
  the Mog House -  
Dolce: LET ME RELINQUISH HOUSE SO WE WILL
  RESTART LMAO 
Ubi: WOW FUCK YOU 
Dolce: HAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD 
Ubi: wow that guy selling in stacks of 99 
Ubi: fuck that guy too LOL 
Dolce: LOL | 
| 
“Neru come show off
  your dummy dps [as a SMN]”– Miyazu Yoshioka | 
“go away you fuckwt
  smn, you’re so useless”– Ubi Crispin | 
“How do I bend?”– Mana Sonata | 
| 
- Real
  Sas logs in -  
Ubi: hey sasbot 
Dolce: that’s actually Sas, Ubi pls 
Sas: ;o; 
Sas: MY FEELINGS 
Ubi: your GW broke 
Dolce: YEAH NOW HES CRYING 
Ubi: not my fault 
Dolce: WHAT DID YOU DO 
Sas: OH NOW YOU’RE VICTIM BLAMING 
Dolce: wow Ubi 
Ubi: omg | 
- RP
  Session in FC -  
Dolce: “You want to challenge me!? You got
  the wrong person….LET ME RELEASE THE ((Inner Beast)) !!!!!” 
Miyazu: I hope you’re beary prebeared for this unbearable bear of
  battle! ((Berserk)) 
Nox: ((Heartbreak)) 
Dolce: You’re too slow because I got that ((Awareness))! 
Ubi: BE BURNED BY THE FLAMES OF HELL ((Shadow Flare)) 
Miyazu: Spoiler alert: At the end of
  Inception, it was all a ((Dream within a dream)) | 
Neru: WHY DOES THAT SOUD LIKE HOW UBI
  WOULD FLIRT? 
Neru: “let me deposit my lumber” - Ubi 
Root: “time to deposit my lumber” ????????? 
Ubi: wow I feel so offended 
Neru: LOL | 
| 
“I want Nidhogg.”– Ubi Crispin | 
“I’ll beat a bitch
  down.”–
  Lunaria
  Knight | 
“I have big wood and
  little string.”– Ubi
  Crispin | 
| 
- Stripper
  Ubi -  
Lunaria: Ubi please put on some clothes :x 
Ubi: omg 
Ubi: THIS IS ALL I HAVE LOL | 
Root: I bet if ubi did the [crystal]
  farming 
Root: he’d get it all in one day 
Root: that fucker has such good luck 
Ubi Crispin
  has logged in. (literally after Ria’s statement) 
Root: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL | 
Dolce: did someone say exdr because I’ll
  come 
Ubi: it just popped 
Dolce: NO 
Ubi: LOL 
Dolce: WHY ARE YOU SO GAY? 
Ubi: blame neru | 
| 
Neru: I need to fix clamgours 
Neru: glamorus 
Neru: GLAMOURS 
Neru: IO CAN TYPe 
Lunaria: clamours lol | 
Dolce: I wish crafting was uncapped too  
Neru: uncapped scrips? 
Dolce: so I can gear up everything 
Neru: crafting goddess dolce 
Lunaria: DoLce 
Dolce: that title should be – NO  | 
Dolce: Rare can I send you to Nox’s PRIVATE
  chamber >_> ? 
Dolce: take a hit for me, be a bud 
Rare: ((I don’t know how to answer that question.)) 
Dolce: ((Please assist.))  ((Help
  me out!)) 
Nox: ((Flash)) | 
| 
- Questioning
  Neru in General -  
Sas: I unclogged ma sink 
Sas: it was gross 
Root: lol 
Dolce: that sounds gross 
Sas: hey I found some of your hair 
Sas: do u wnt it back 
Dolce: ……. 
Root: LOL 
Dolce: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww 
Neru: ewwwwwwwwwww 
Neru: can u make 
Neru: a voodoo doll 
Root: wtf is wrong with u | 
- Trying
  to get Rare to tell the online world that he’s a girl -  
Rare: naww I could see that spiraling out
  of control 
Ubi: Rare is ptfo’d again LOL 
Dolce: NO! CMON RARE 
Root: NOOOOO RARE pls!! 
Dolce: KEEP UP THE LOVE WTF 
Dolce: DO IT FOR YOUR HALF DEAD WIFE/HUBBI, AVA 
Root: ((Yes, please.)) 
Rare: well when you put it that way 
Root: LOL 
Ubi: omg | 
- Root
  Cracking Up a Joke -  
Ubi: you mean whats to give me an
  internet virus 
Root: no 
Dolce: that sounds really hot 
Root: physical virus 
Root: get it 
Root: std 
Root: virus 
Root: hahahaha! 
Ubi: wow no 
Root: hahahaha I so funny | 
| 
-
  When Ubi refuses party time -  
Dolce: Lunaria, tell Ubi he is gay 
Root: Lunaria 
Dolce: because he chooses  
Ubi: LET ME STUDY 
Dolce: homework over VA 
Root: Lunaria 
Dolce: like tell him hes a hoe 
Root: I have the power of royalty inside me ((Royal Authority))!  
Lunaria: Ubi you’re a jerk and gay 
Ubi: wow | 
- Neru
  responding very late and this happens -  
Lunaria: I can do maps, I only have 1 tho
  >_>” 
Neru: WHY 
Lunaria: because I haven’t been on? o_o  
Dolce: I have 2 
Root: LOL NERU WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT
  LUNARIA 
Dolce: wtf Neru 
Root: YOU JERKBAG 
Dolce: you’re so mean to Lunaria | 
-
  On Lunaria’s Birthday -  
Dolce: Lunaria! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HERE’S
  YOUR PRESENT!!! 
Dolce trades
  Lunaria her new dress 
Lunaria: O 
Lunaria: M 
Lunaria: G 
Lunaria: fuck me 
Lunaria: I mean don’t | 
| 
- In
  Saint Moc, Last Boss Fight -  
Ubi: you know 
Ubi: those bulbs  
Ubi: look like dicks | 
- Comparing
  Pony Sizes -  
Dolce: why is yours so big 
Ubi: because I’m a big booty ho | 
“I love grinding.”– Root Groves | 
| 
Dolce: you got anything planned for those
  days? 
Ubi: no 
Ubi: I plan to sleep 
Ubi: eat 
Ubi: cry 
Ubi: code 
Dolce: LOL | 
-
  Sas showing Egi-loving -  
Sas: give titan some tiem to take aggro
  O: 
Root: no 
Sas: amg  
Sas: ((Sic)) dat chicken nugget 
Root: LOL  | 
Neru: pipi ra 
Root: pipi ra 
Root: pi pi ra 
Dolce: pa pa ya 
Neru: pa pa ya 
Neru: L O L | 
| 
“Take my thingie.”– Root Groves | 
“I don’t want your
  thingie.”– Ubi
  Crispin | 
“do I fuck bombs or
  bees today?”– Ubi
  Crispin | 
| 
- Ubi
  complaining about why he can’t try on bustiers -  
Ubi: WHY CANT I TRY THE BUSTIER HUH SE
  HUH 
Dolce: HAHAHAHA YOU IN BUSTIER WOULD BE SO GREAT 
Lunaria: I wanna see it on you Ubi, LOL 
Dolce: WITH FAT CATS LMAO  
Ubi: NO | 
-
  Hiro has a maple leaf from Canada -  
Hiro: don’t tell the government [that I
  took a maple leaf from Canada] 
Ubi: too late 
Dolce: I’m sorry but I must tell you the
  government is after the maple leaf 
Hiro: ohdang 
Ubi: and I work for the Canadian
  government 
Hiro: guess I better leaf before they branch out to MMORPGs | 
-
  Chocobo Feeders -  
Hiro: so many full chocobos 
Ubi: ya they’re 
Ubi: all ready for thanksgiving 
Ubi: like 
Dolce: wow Ubi omg 
Ubi: so many months ahead of time | 
 


 
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